Give a Dog a Bone and…

If you give a dog a bone first she will want to make sure that it is all right for her to have it. Then she will thank you for the bone with a doggy kiss. Next she will examine the bone to make sure that it wasn’t slobbered on by any other dog because that is just gross to eat another doggie’s bone. After she is done examining it she will wait for you to give her the signal that it is ok to chew on. Now that she is giving the go ahead she will do just that. She will chew and chew and chew on that bone like it is the best thing in the entire world. She will carry it around the house and continue to work on destroying it. She will even go as far as to take it in the car with her to show it off to all of the other dogs that she will be passing by, mostly to make them feel jealous but to also let them know that she is special. After she has shown her new bone to all of her doggy friends and neighbors she will want to go home. Once she is home she will want to go into the kitchen to enjoy her bone there. Now that she has spent a good part of the day with her new bone it is time for a little nap with her bone by her side of course. (Yes, I know that the bone is big but that means it will last longer for her too.)